When a Roman Catholic Priest becomes a Father

James had been a Roman Catholic Priest for the better part of a year. He had been placed in Mount Healthy, OH. He had been practicing the Roman Catholic faith and was presenting the Word of God to the public with vigor for almost a year. He had been sanctifying the Body of Christ in all it’s splendor for a period of time that was holy.

He noticed one day that a woman had noticed him. He noticed her. He didn’t want to notice her. He wanted to notice the congregation but she stood out. Her name was Francie. Francie attended mass one Sunday morning and knelt before anyone else knelt. She stood before anyone else stood and she sat before anyone else sat. She sang before anyone else sang. She also allowed herself to become the last in line before receiving communion.

She had her eye on someone. James had been told of women like this. Francie waited until the end of Mass and asked to spend the day with James. James was concerned in the way a Roman Catholic Priest would be. He took her back to his chateau and they had some wine. She felt very comfortable.

Then, Fifty Shades of Gray.

James, thanks the Roman Catholic Priest for his service to the community and she reminds her that he is now a Father.

Francie, let’s him know that she is now a Mother.

The two would be seeing each other, Sundays. For quite some time.